Inspired by a fellow blogger, I checked out the search terms that apparently landed someone on my blog. Here are some curious ones:
=> “marriage wonderful background images”
This is someone who is going to be disappointed by my blog
=> “i will the days which we had together mr best friend”
My use of ordinary English may well confound this poor soul
=> “can u buy a sim card in dulles airport”
Someone else (just like last time I did this check) who has wasted some bandwidth
=> “harry’s garden tidy”
=> “affair vacation”
Sorry, but I don’t have any help for this. Perhaps my runaway wife has some ideas?
=> “more in love after 20 years of marriage”
Ouch. Another disappointed reader, no doubt.
=> “why doesn’t she”
Why doesn’t she what — Finish sentences? Wait around patiently a lot? Smack some sense into you?
=> “i think divorce is likely”
Hello there. A bunch of people used this one and apparently knew what they were looking for: me.
For anyone else worried about very specific searches like this (and you know who you are), don’t worry. I’m sure the searches are from people who are already readers, but happened to be on another PC (or don’t know what IE Favorites are for). The explanations … Option A, remember the long-ass name you chose for your blog and type it all in perfectly. Option B, type in some clear search criteria to get to your blog. Occam’s Razor answers this one…